Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8556. A single lie destroys a whole Reputation of integrity.* (Baltasar Gracian) * What does that tell you about Trump's reputation?

8557. Between possible and impossible, two letters and a frame of mind. (Charles De Gaulle)

8558. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. (P.J. O'Rourke)

8559. The crooked tree lives its life, the straight one ends up in planks. (Chinese proverb)

8560. Irony is the hygiene of the mind. (Elizabeth Bibesco)

8561. To get married, you need a witness (best man), as you do for an accident or a duel. (Sacha Guitry)

8562. Can someone tell me why Downtown Abbey is the only place in England where it never EVER rains? (David Sipress)

8563. A child is the only true guarantee of eternity. (Arlette Cousture)

8564. Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing. (?)

8565. We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. (Loretta Scott)

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