Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8486. We all have our limitations. But when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs. (Robert Brault)

8487. Jealous people destroy what they are unable to create. (Paul Guth)

8488. Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender with no lid. (Jerry Seinfeld)

8489. The further one pursues knowledge, the less one knows. (Lao Tzu)

8490. We have two lives. The second one begins the day we realize you only have one. (Confucius)

8491. Poetry is the shadow cast by our streetlight imagination. (Laurence Ferlinghetti)

8492. When a guy doesn't Love you, he tells you. When a girl doesn't love you, she tells everybody. (Marie-Lise Pilote)

8493. I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. (Steven Pearl)

8494. An influencer is a person who does like everyone else, but first. (WagGromit)

8495. Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. (Brian Warner aka Marilyn Manson) 

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