Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8446. Some people have very long toes making it extremely easy to step on them. (Mardy Grothe)

8447. Only men and women are haunted, never the houses. (Maxime Chattam)

8448. Voters don't Decide Issues. They decide who will decide issues. (George F. Will)

8449. Before healing someone, ask him if he is ready to abandon the things that make him sick. (Hippocrates)

8450. Gravity has an unusually powerful effect on soccer players. (Dave Barry)

8451. Honor is like an island, rugged and without a shore, once we have left it, we can never return. (Nicolas Boileau)

8452. So many gods, so many creeds. So many paths that wind and wind. While just the act of being kind is all the sad world needs. (Ella Wheeler Wilcox)

8453. There is no fear without hope and no hope without some fear. (Baruch Spinoza)

8454. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense. (?)

8455. All religions have based morality on obedience, that is to say, on voluntary slavery. (Alexander Herzen)

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