A headline from today's BBC News:

Jackson 'to change his lifestyle'

Michael Jackson's lawyer said the singer will no longer share his bed with young boys, after the star was cleared of 10 child abuse charges.

Sheer genius! I believe O.J. Simpson reached a similar epiphany a few years back when he decided it's inappropriate to eviscerate and decapitate people. It's unfortunate Jackson's moment of clarity came about only as a result of the threat of repeated prison yard beatings and shower room gang rape.