A headline from Yahoo! News:

Million dollar bid for Lenin body

MOSCOW (Reuters) - The head of the Russian Buddhist region of Kalmykia said Friday he was willing to stump up $1 million to give a new home to the embalmed body of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin.

Is there any way I can get in on the bidding? I'm presently in negotiations for ownership of Michael Jackson's adolescent nose and Joan Rivers' cheekbones. Those items, along with Lenin's intact remains would be the beginning of a very eclectic ongoing collection of celebrity anatomy. Any information regarding said bidding would be most appreciated.