.......and they bring the one they like up to the register and ask the Clerk how much. The clerk looks them up and down and says, "All newborns under 2 months are 125 dollars". The clerk hesitates and says in addition, "Look, I realize it's not my business why you two are (motioning his hands) .....you know.... but I was wondering how you were planning on paying for that cat." The couple kind of smirk and the man asks the woman to check out a couple of collars. When the woman leaves, the man leans into the clerk and says, "Actually she is the one who wants the cat." The clerk asks, " How come you have to show up here looking the way you two are looking?" "Well," the guy starts, "I come to find out that she has lived a sheltered life and hasn't been out with a man before. So tonight we went out , had dinner, that led to kissing, which led to groping, which led me to her apartment, that led to her bedroom, that led us HERE." The clerk, looking puzzled said, " yeah but what prompted showing up in the au natural and wanting a cat of all things?" "That's kind of my fault", the man said, "we were really getting into it and at one point she asked me if there was anything I wanted. And I said yeah, I think I'd like a little pu......
OK, OK, it really wasn't supposed to be a joke but I was hoping it caught the eye of a few people and got you in here. I assure you that the stuff in here is about 90 percent clean. But sometimes one can't resist pushing the envelope.
OK, OK, it really wasn't supposed to be a joke but I was hoping it caught the eye of a few people and got you in here. I assure you that the stuff in here is about 90 percent clean. But sometimes one can't resist pushing the envelope.
