Unexpectedly, an Alien showed up at my house. I asked, “Are you a Nazi-Space-Alien from Der Daaak Side unt da Moon? He said, “No.” And I was cool with that. None-the-less, I was late for school ‘cause I missed the bus and here I am talking with an Alien. I explained, “Look, I’m sure you have a lot on your mind and all, but I’m late for school and If I’m late one more time Dr. Webber is gonna