So you want to lead a Thug Life?? You have come to the right place. I’m gonna tell you something valuable about doing that. Leading a Thug Life is difficult. You need to be on your heels (yeah! Not on your toes. It’s different.)
1. Talk Very Little
Keep that mouth shut for Bangdu’s sake. You wanna be that cool guy? Keep the talks to the minimum. Talk only when necessary. Do this to such an extent that everybody should get an impression that you are dumb (mute? That one, right.) Give a cold look every now and then. Swear a little. If possible in a foreign language. You got that Nunnu?? That’s right.
2. Use Slangs Dawg!!!
Don’t speak normally. Remember, you are abnormal. You should use slang terms, always. Can you give that p. I need a h for the n so I c h s f. No fothermucker should be able to tell what you are sayin’ DAWG!!! That’s what thug life’s about.
Laugh. Laugh when everybody’s sad. Laugh at a funeral. Laugh at your Professor on his/her face. Laugh at your girlfriend (if she exists) and her friends. Make fun of her family. Laugh when she says she’s breaking up with you. Point the Finger gun at her. Shoot. Make noises. Phew! Phew! Thud! Dishkyaaon! Thug life? This is it.
4. Kill Your (Imaginary) Friend
Kill that son of a stitch. Point blank. Finger Gun. Make sure everybody’s watching. This will make everyone know that there’s a Dawg in the neighborhood. Die stitch die.
5. Sukhda Bombil (Supernatural Godfather)
Now that you’ve committed murder. You need to be in touch with your Supernatural Godfather. Dancing on one foot for 7 hours will invoke a Bombil. Your Bombil will get you out of trouble,if you get into some. He can give you X-Ray Vision as well. Don’t stare at girls. I know it’s tempting but you live a Thug Life, remember that.
Now comes the most important thing. This will complete your Thug Life.
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