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Pinning My Hopes On Fox Pee

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I am not a murderous sort. At least, not until today. But now I want to go on a rampage against, of all things, chipmunks, those adorable little Disney-esque creatures I have always thought were so cute. 

Not anymore. My lax attitude around a bird feeder in our yard opened the floodgates and now they are everywhere. It's similar to the Southern border where the immigrants are sneaking through every available hole. I say enough is enough concerning all of them --  immigrants included!

This is not coming out of the blue. My friend Michael told me months ago that they were bad news when I saw him stationed at his kitchen window with a slingshot and a box of BBs. I asked what he was doing and he said, "Killing the little bastards!" I thought that was extreme and begged him, tearfully I might add, to stop. Now I'm begging him to come over and do his dirty work at my house. Alas, he is leaving town for awhile and this can't wait.

A professional landscaper friend suggested Fox Pee. Yes, you heard me. I already ordered some, pre-packaged for use. (Thank goodness I don't have to get it directly from the source.)



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