Oh, boo-hoo -- the poor Muslims! Come on, who could not love a Muslim? After all, their religion is so wholesome, including such things as praying five time a day to Allah (God), no alcohol ever, fasting for a month every year and no gambling or fraud. All pretty commendable, if you ask me. However.....

At a Muslim wedding, the bride does not even have to be present. All that is needed are two witnesses to a signed document. How fun for her, and what a load off! Meanwhile, the groom can have up to four wives! How fun for him!

As for having sex outside of marriage, which is called adultery, the punishment (for the woman only) can range from nothing at all to 80 lashes, or jail time, or stoning, or execution, depending on the circumstances. (I wonder what are the "circumstances" that get you dead.)

Concerning thievery, the punishment is amputation of the offender's right hand. Armed robbery may be punished by execution, crucifixion, or amputation of hands and feet from opposite sides of the body. I bet that keeps the crime down.

Really, who could hate such imaginative, fun-loving people? Not me, Hamas, in case you're reading this.