Most people, if asked, would reply that Kamala Harris is the second banana on this year's presidential ticket, with Joe Biden in the starring role. But she sees things a bit differently. In a speech last Saturday in Arizona, she told a group of Latino small-business owners they had better vote Democratic because "a Harris administration with Joe Biden as president" would greatly fill many of their needs.

WTF? A Harris administration with Joe Biden as president? Suddenly the office of President is just another slot in the administration, which according to Kamala would be hers this time around. What this teaches us is that it is possible for a woman to have balls even without surgery! Who knows, we may even get to see Kamala go the whole Chaz Bono route during her administration. Admit it: That would definitely be fun to watch, although maybe not so much for her husband.