John Lemon, a classical composer, was completing his masters degree at Juilliard. Even at his young age, he was expected to become the most influential artiste since Mozart. All that changed when he met his soul mate, Yoko Onono. John's composition for his masters final was rejected.

He and Yoko faded into obscurity.

Years later, Rolling Stone magazine put together an expedition into the Sawtooth Range of Idaho. Rumors had emerged of a secret cult living deep in the mountains. After weeks of searching, the explorers discovered John, Yoko, and their cult living in a small cabin. This was amazing! John Lemon had not been seen for over 30 years. When asked about the horrible comments made by the professors at Juilliard, He said:

Excited to report back to their magazine, the reporters prepared to leave. The cult however, was having none of it. With a "captive audience", John and Yoko decided to make their comeback. Watch as the prisoners are forced to listen to John and Yoko's new single, "Song of the Ear Splitting Siren".

I'm the only one left alive. I was able to sneak out the back door when John was changing a string. Sadly, all my companions were either caught or killed. Rolling Stone has refused to publish my story. They say I was driven insane while wandering aimlessly through the mountains. Only Odd Conspiracy Central is willing to report the truth.