Joker Quotes from Batman Movies

“Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!”

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”

“April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin.”

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent? “

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan ?”

“Life’s a bowl of cherries and this is the pits.”

“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

“Stand back, fool, he he he, I’ve got a bomb! Oh, right.”

“It’s true, Batsy! I know everything! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climatic. Behind all the sturm and batarang, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic….Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway! HA! HA..”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for FREE.“

“I believe whatever doesn’t Kill you simply makes you… stranger.”

“When I get out of here, I will write my name in blood on every street corner! I’ll carve it on every corpse.”

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.”

“Get out of the way, Bats! I’ve got a date with immortality!!!”

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.”

Joker’s Dialoague from Batman Movie

“Why so serious?”

“I’m different, Fuck your opinion.“

“Give a man a mask and he’ll become his true self.“

“I like you, but I want to kill you.”

“You see I am not a Monster, I am just Ahead of Curve.”

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos ? It’s fair.”

“Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”

“Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.”

“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying.”

“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars ?”

“Our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for ‘aggressive’ expansion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team ?”

“Ladies and murderers ! Welcome to the big fight. Batman, you’re going down!”

“Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.”

“It’s ok to die, Bats, I’ll be here to protect Gotham! I’ll do a real good job.”

“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”

“Well, look who it is. I haven’t seen you for……how long as it been? Let’s see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that’s right! You left me to die. Now you probably don’t remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs. Hurry up, now.”

“We really should stop fighting, we’ll miss the fireworks.”

“I took gotham’s white knight and I brought ‘im down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”

“How about a Magic Trick ?”

“A man with nothing to FEAR is a man with nothing to LOVE.”

“Would you like to know which of them were cowards ?“

“You…….you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.”

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