Day 1 of 49

The world is seethed with turmoil. Trashophilics are engaged in humiliating trash talks. Emergency paramedics are completely clueless on how to extend their help. No doubt, the world has experienced its worst ever disaster in months.

Last night when the world was beginning to fall asleep peacefully upon the comfortable pillows of capitalistic promises, two wizards were counting down to their last breath. Their aim was to kill each other off in a fight without using a wand, just the way muggles do it.

As they engaged in the combat, they were deeply engrossed in the aesthetic pleasure of digging the grave of each other metaphorically, by killing them literally. One thing led to another and soon the fistfight turned into a wandfight. BTW, the last sentence was borrowed from a book with a substantial number of the twenty fourth letter of english alphabet in its title.

Suddenly there was a strong wind and it threw a wizard of his feet and blew his wand over. But sadly, the spell was already cast before the wand left his hand and the jet stream of magic went swarming across the street while getting shot off of the flying wand, which in turn, was following a complex trajectory dictated by the wind and gravity herself.

It was during this flight, which btw, was during this fight, that the aforementioned dustbins were harmed. The injured dustbins spewed out garbage at an alarming rate. They rushed to emergency rooms. A few with radioactive wastes were isolated in a platinum plated room to prevent it from infecting other dustbins. The DDoS (Dustbin Directory of Supernaturalism) personnel were called in for a press conference.

In the end, the entire wizarding community was sworn to never ever harm a dust bin and muggles were sworn to never ever dump radioactive wastes for killing a dustbin from both inside and outside is a crime.

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

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