hanGOver 3.14 is a comically tragic and tragically comic Movie directed by the Editor-in-Chief of the ONLY newspaper from the Southernmost Continent, who has lately been suffering from existential crisis, evident from the sheer number of times he has pondered over the meaning of life, after forgetting to give a f, thus rendering his life as a lie. The movie would premier on February 30, 2019.
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The cast includes great names such as Chandler Muriel Bing, Charlie Francis Harper (turns out this dude is still kickin’ it and hasn’t yet kicked the bucket), Barnabus ‘Barney’ Stinson and Sheldon Lee Cooper, all of whom have signed on a contract stating, “We, the actors of this terribly terrific movie, shall never reveal that -in the end, we eventually find Barney who initially goes missing but still manage to crash into Charlie’s delayed funeral, which was staged by Monica, Amy and Robin simply to make Chandler scream out, ‘Could this BE any dumber?’, Sheldon scream out something about a possible alternative to string theory and Barney simply smile and say, ‘Damn, that was Leg-now wait for the END-ary!'”
The fact that the spoiler preventing contract is itself the greatest spoiler has perhaps skipped the attention of the director amidst his busy schedule. Okay! Who are we kidding? He plays with penguins all day long, FINE?
Fans, the unfortunate few who do exist, are going crazy to book their tickets for the movie premier which will be held in an Antarctic Cinema hall that is famous for its Antarctic Popcorn and Antarctic Popcorn without the acronym of Presidential Cacophonous Orchestra. Just kidding kids. People at Antarctica are very family friendly.
If you want to book a ticket, then you would have to go here and click on the BIG RED BUTTON.
Note from Editor: And that kids, is how I made my first movie…
