Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street) enters the room
He is promoting his new course on HOW TO SELL ANYTHING?
He pulls out a pen from his pocket
JB: Sell me this pen.
Hands it over to me.
Me: Umm, this is a great pen, amazing pen…
JB: That way no one will buy it.
Me: Then you sell it to me.
Takes the pen and puts it back in his pocket
JB: I will teach you how to, if you join my course.
Me: Great, how can I enroll?
JB: Sign here.
Me: But I don’t have a pen!
Pulls the pen out again
JB: Wanna buy this one?
Me: Not anymore, thanks for the crash course!
