30 February, 0170: Literally, We had no idea. Figuratively, however, we did, but that’s a different story altogether. The fact that the Earth goes around the Sun, our very own heliocentric model would be so brutally proved to be false, was clearly not within our unfathomably wide limits of fathomable fantasies. Not that we admired this heliocentrogeoglobulo theory unconditionally, in fact, we would have been quite happy to have been at the centre of the solar system upon a flat land, but such a mighty downfall of an even mightier theory, blew our mind away with such intensities that the government had to deploy ‘relief’ forces to put pieces of our brain back together.
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It was a paper written by a victorious prankster and prank-victim of Victorian Era, Mr Victor Victim. This paper was initially written as a prank for his scientist friends, whose reactions he wanted to capture using a spy drone cam and upload them to the ancestor of YouTube, known as FewTube, as even FewDiePie had very few subscribers back then, probably because the world was without internet, or for that matter computers, or in fact the transistors and even alternating current was yet to be discovered. We are not sure, how Victor got access to the drone, but sources say that his access to this Futuristic Gadget was secondary to his access to another futile yet futuristic gadget which is considered futuristic even by today’s standards, which is future enough for his era. That gadget was probably a time machine.
Another anonymous source said, “I used the time machine to borrow a drone from Casey Neistat, and flew back in time to write the paper and shoot the video and then flew front in time to return the drone and ultimately settled in the future”. Despite the attempt to keep the source anonymous, our intellectually intelligent reporters have figured out that the source was none other than Victor himself, pertaining to the fact that the source talks about settling in the future and also the use of suspicious first person singular, which is a part of speech used only when a person talks about his own self.
After a little more research, we learned that the prank video was uploaded to YouTube and not FewTube, probably because Victor’s channel had 0 subscribers back then, but upon viewing the video and going through the comment section, we learnt that the entire scientific community has already been there and have accepted that the Earth is flat and is in the center of the solar system.
A video, that, if had been shared a little more than a century ago would have fooled only a few friends, have now fooled the entire human population as everybody has started believing in the geocentric flat Earth Model instead of the heliocentric globular earth model. This has resulted in psychiatrists formulating a new law of psychology, namely, The law of Accuracy, which states that Anything and Everything seen on the Internet is the Absolute Truth, irrespective of scientific evidence, logical reasoning and especially of, common sense!
