11 May 2018
Ants are Human beings. They may not look like humans, but deep inside they are. How and why, we know not. We have never asked either. We have simply accepted the facts that Ants are humans. Anf for the rest of the article, you too should.
A single ant when multiplied by ten becomes a tenant. Ten tenant ants are what we are concerned about. They have severely tainted the Tents. But why they have done that is none of our business.
Instead we should concern ourselves with much more pressing topics of the present. Like, how to control climate change and how to ask to intellectual ‘how to‘ questions which are essential to our survival on this planet.
But we are lazy. Hence, we will do neither. We will instead check out the social media feed. Leave a few comments, a few worthy likes and then we will doze off. We will wake up an hour later with the determinism and dedication to change the world. We will satisfy our urge by changing the profile picture of ours.
Then we will take special interest in complaining about our situation. Complaining is very essential. Not that anybody listens carefully, neither that anyone cares, but it is a ritual. And rituals are to be followed. Just like this blog. You must follow Antarctica Daily, if you haven’t already.
But suddenly we will realize that the deadline is tomorrow. And we will become the most efficient person we have ever seen and complete all our tasks successfully.
BTW, the ants tainted the tents because they felt that humans were like ants and not vice versa.
