9 May 2018
Going to Moon for a morning walk is not possible. But doing so for an evening walk could be a piece of cake, provided you take the following roads. Remember, these are not conventional roads. A few of these are abstract and others are imaginary. But then again, half of reality itself is imaginary!
- Lunar Highway: Easiest and the shortest path. Take the second left and then the third right from where you are and then travel upwards. You will undoubtedly be on the lunar highway. Now, simply follow the road signs. Be careful of the speeding tickets, by the way.
- Lunatic Highway: This road is exclusively for people who are crazy enough to take this path.
- Mars Metro: A metro rail service from Mars. Extremely cheap and affordable. Choose this option whenever you are on Mars and want to go to moon.
- International Space Station: You can take a space shuttle to moon via the International Space Station, but this path requires a lot of academic degrees.
- The Road not taken: It will surely make the difference, but this road is often not taken. It diverges from the highways in the yellow woods.
- Hogwarts Express: The path is a little long but punctuality is essential. If you miss the train you will have to use a flying car.
- High Jump: Several athletes have already visited the moon in this way.
- Close your eyes: You are there.
- Gravitational Pull: Keep on dumping waste on moon till its mass becomes greater than that of Earth and it starts to pull everything off Earth’s surface towards itself. It is probably the cheapest method.
- Imagination: It can take you wherever you want.
