8 May 2018
Previously, we have talked about the 9 ways by which you can create 99 problems for yourself for free. This time we will add ten more to the list. If you are really dedicated towards adding ninety nine more problems to your life, then this post could be your survival guide.
- Buy some chocolate. Fix an appointment with Eminem. Eat the wrapper. Meet the rapper. Now, bet him your entire fortune if you lose a rap battle with him.
- Get hold of the keyboard of your boss. Break all the keys. Refix them arbitrarily. Type an apology letter using it.
- Join a kindergarten school as a student.
- Delete all your social media accounts. Be careful, this might solve some of your problems.
- Start coding on pen and paper. Draw a compile and run button. Hit it with ever increasing intensity till your paper displays the output.
- Be a philosopher. That’ll be enough.
- Write a book on a topic about which you have not even heard and introduce yourself as an expert.
- Read this poem and do everything that’s mentioned.
- Pay for your food via credit card and then have the restaurant deliver it to someone else’s home.
- Use money as toilet paper.
