1 May 2018
Who is James? Like seriously, who exactly is he? We had no idea until today morning. But since today’s morning, we have met nobody who did not know about James. James is now a household name. People are naming him during dearth of definitive determination. They are using references about James’ life in every other sentence. Even while sleep walking, some people are reported to have been repeating James’ name. How did this happen?
Last night, before going to sleep, James was very unhappy with his life. He was bored, broke and bad. Bad because he was not a good person. He had already wasted his life in order to do Drugs. He wasted his drugs in order to have dates. He cancelled his dates in order to eat dates. Especially, the ones from the middle east. Then after importing such dates, he again gave up eating them.
Ideally, he should have circled backed to drugs. He did. But not to the habit of doing them. He started prescribing them. To people. Random people. Innocent and guilty all alike. He then added a prefix to his name. It was Dr. D for Drugs. R for re-doer. He was redoing the drugs, but was achieving the euphoria by prescribing them, instead of ingesting them.
His dark character got so much recognition worldwide that charities were inaugurated to give him the taste of his own medicine, literally. And they did. They prescribed him back some drugs. This was yesterday.
At night before going to sleep, he thought of taking the drug once. He did. And he immediately realised that the drug he was prescribing, was actually a poison. A white poison. A silent killer. A sugar cube. It wasn’t any hallucinogen or psychedelic substance, it was downright sucrose.
He felt sad for worsening the worldwide situation of diabetes. And, he stopped. Initially, he was losing billions of dollars because of his reckless lifestyle, now he started to save them. He saved his first billion last night by not purchasing useless apps from appstore and playstore. And, he became a Billionaire. The fact that he has stopped, made him an instant celebrity.
Now everybody knows him as Billionaire James. Actually, earlier too people knew about James, but that was Dr James, a very shady and sweet figure.
