29 April 2018
It was always them. Not Harry, not Hermione. Ok, maybe Harry and Hermione, but surely not any other muggle, whom we believe to be a wizard or a witch. They know nothing about magic. The ones who know are the ones who never advertise about themselves. And they are, the Wizard Lizard and the Witch Peach.
It has quoted to be the most inspiring discovery of the century when cricketers David Dravid and Shane Sen had finally let the cat out of their bag, instead of the bunny out of their hat. They were researching about metaphysical entities in physical environment, although why two cricketers would do that is still unsettled, when they applauded the subtle magic tricks performed by a lizard and a peach.
As soon as they sang the Happy Birthday song to the lizard, there is probably no reason why they did that, it withered in agonising discomfort and cursed the cricketers that their next birthday would never arrive. At this, the duo were scared to their death. Thus, their birthday never came again. Or that’s what the lizard thought. Just as the lizard teleported itself to another room in search of a flying insect, a heavenly peach came by and blessed the dead cricketers that from today, everyday would be their birthday. And it was so. Their corpses suddenly felt rejuvenated and died, giving birth to their alive bodies! When they woke up, they checked their social media feed instinctively, proving that old habits die hard, and realised that it was filled Birthday wishes.
Although, they did not receive such wishes everyday, probably because the curse counterbalanced the blessing, they at least were alive enough to share their stories and prove to the world that lizards and peaches are indeed wizards and witches.
