28 April 2018
Self perpetuating animals are real. They exist. Finally, we have the proof.
A weird looking Insect was born on the tenth of April in a nursing home near South Pole. People from all over the world applauded this event. Soon, it grew up and was old enough to attend college. It got admission into a very prestigious institute and directly started a Masters degree course on Entomology. Soon afterwards, it became a professor in the same University. But last week, aged 9 days, it was admitted to hospital due to suffering from a heamolymph disorder. However, even before the treatment began, it requested the doctors to shift it from the ICU to the neonatal ward. Doctor’s did not immediately realise, but when they did, they were astonished to find out that the old insect professor was now an innocent baby insect. How that happened, no one could understand. A search committee was sent to the Professor’s Quarters in the University Sewage Tank. There they found papers concerned with giving birth to oneself as a possible replacement for the costly Elixir of Life. Soon the Minister of Immortality was informed. He ordered top scientists from every country, to investigate the ability of giving birth to oneself and teach it to the entire human race. It is believed that they are making incredible progress, and soon we may be able to follow the same path, as of the insect and end up moving from the ICU directly to the Neonatal Ward. This has earned a lot of attention on Social Media with the hashtag #ICU_to_Neonatal being used more than a trillion times in the last nanosecond.
