27 April 2018
There are simply no reasons. Here are ten reasons why:
- First one is obvious: Because there are no reasons.
- Secondly, there isn’t a question that begins with why, so there are no answers that provide a reason.
- Neither is there any reason why we should reason out the existence of a reason.
- It is illegal to ask why!
- This season, reasons are tried for treason.
- One possible reason could be the fact that reasons are nonexistent because they don’t exist.
- The reason of not having any reason could itself be a reason.
- The last few points, this one and the next few are reasons why these are not the reasons.
- Reasons are not required to exist if none has risen for them.
- Because the topic says so.
