17 April 2018
We know you wanna know. So we’ll get straight to the subject matter. Follow what follows and you will be earning more, VERY SOON:
- Be the Boss: And then negotiate your own salary with yourself and arrive at a hefty sum. Then pledge to donate 1% to needy charities and close the deal.
- Learn to Oil: Olive, Mustard, Vegetable, Mineral, does not matter. Oiling is oiling.
- Blackmail: Send black coloured mails to your boss with letters about how would applaud a pay raise. The black colour will draw the attention.
- Never say Never: That way you can never deny a pay raise offer.
- Speak in Victorian English: Use long sentences and weird punctuations to make your pay raise plea speech weirder and hence, persuasive.
- Accept that Money can’t buy Happiness: That way you won’t care even if you don’t get a pay raise.
- Buy Happiness with Money: With your existing money, buy some happiness, like some ice cream, pizza and appreciate how much happiness your present income can give you.
- Stop reading articles like these: The more self-help articles you read, the weaker you become. Instead, start blogging about your present and monetize your blog.
- Read Antarctica Daily: Laughter is the best medicine. This won’t add a digit to your bank balance but might add one to the life expectancy!
- Re-read Antarctica Daily: Smiling and reading Antarctica Daily makes you live longer. The longer you live, the more time you have. Time is money. The more the time, the more the money. You’ll be richer!
