Previously on Geek the cat:
Pen: well, if you´re marrying him that means one of you is pregnant right?
Pen: Mazel tov!
Missy arrives at Jason´s place with Amelia´s carrier in hand.
She enters the house and sets the carrier down on the floor.
Jason nears his girlfriend and gives her a kiss.
Jason: hey babe…
Missy: Hey. I hope you don´t mind but I had no one to leave Amelia with so I brought her along…
Jason: sure, that´s okay.
Missy puts her carrier on the table and opens the door for Amelia to come out.
Amelia exits her carrier and eyes both humans.
Jason: Amelia, Francis is around there somewhere.
Amelia jumps to the floor.
Missy: shall we?
Jason: yes, let´s go.
They both leave the house.
Amelia nears the kitchen door, which is closed and nearly stumbles as she overhears Francis talking.
Cat (O.S.): That we´re getting married.
Pen (O.S.): Mazel tov!
Cat (O.S.): what?
Pen (O.S.): well, if you´re marrying him that means one of you is pregnant right?
Amelia is in shock. So much so, she doesn´t hear the rest of the conversation.
She starts to back away from the door slowly, and walks in the opposite direction towards the door.
As she reaches the door, she somehow snaps out of it and doubles back.
Francis is incredibly annoyed by the Pen´s comments and turns his back to it.
As he starts to walk away…
Cat: Just die!
And then he comes face to face with Amelia.
Cat (surprised): Hi hon…
He notices how angry she is.
Cat (cont.): oh boy…
Pen: ah crap! I´m out of here. Bye!
Amelia: who´s the bitch?
Cat: I beg your pardon?
Cat: who what?
Amelia: the bitch you knocked up!
Cat: I didn´t knock anyone up!
Amelia: I heard you just now.
Cat: And… you heard what, exactly?
Amelia: That you got some “skank” knocked up.
Cat (annoyed): Oh for heaven´s sake… No one is knocked up, or down or in or whatever!
Amelia: don´t mess with me Francis, I know what I heard.
Cat: And what exactly did you hear?
Amelia: That you got someone knocked up.
Cat: I didn´t.
Cat: I’m serious.
Amelia: You cheater!
Cat: Amelia, dear, I promise you, I didn´t cheat. I was talking about Petey.
Amelia: what kind of a name is Petey for a girl?
Cat: That´s just it! Petey´s a boy, not a girl.
Amelia: Oh, okay…
Amelia (cont.): say what now?
Cat: Petey´s a boy.
Amelia (outraged): you cheated on me with a male cat?
Cat: what? No! Petey´s a dog!
Amelia: what kind of sick, demented cat are you?
Amelia: you´re getting in on with a dog?
Cat: I´m what?
Amelia: I knew you were weird, but this is too much.
Cat: what are you talking about?
Amelia: I´m being replaced by a dog.
Cat: NO! Honey…
Amelia: I know what I heard Francis.
Cat (sys in annoyance): Amelia, dear, Petey´s the head security guard´s dog from Jason´s work. We met and he’s a nice fellow. We had a few drinks…
Amelia (interrupting): … and you got him pregnant!
Cat: what? NO! Ahg! God! Amelia, he´s a male dog! DOG! I´m a male cat. It doesn´t work that way! Am I the only one who watches the Discovery Channel?
Amelia: yes, because you´re weird.
Cat: but you love me.
Amelia (dead serious): right now I want to kill you.
Cat (exhausted): look, Petey´s a nice dog and he´s my friend. That´s it, okay?
Amelia (still doubtful): okay…
Cat: we had a few drinks and stupid things were said.
Amelia: so, you´re not pregnant?
Amelia: just fat then.
Amelia: yes, but I still love you.
Cat (sys): God…
Amelia: I´m sorry I called you fat.
Cat: That´s okay…
Amelia: you´re not fat, you´re fluffy.
Cat: so I keep telling people…
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