In an unsurprising win, phone app Subway Surfers once again won the Golden Globe, or something. I wasn’t really paying attention. I just had the awards show on in the background while I was watching Tiktok recipe videos that would burn my apartment down if attempted. It looked like Ron from Parks and Rec won, though, and that freakin’ rocks I love that show. He eats all the bacon they have!

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