1. If your clothes are wet at the end, something went wrong.

2. Mysterious wads of tissue often show up later.

3. “Wow, that was a big load!”

4. Many city dwellers do it in public.

5. Often ends in the loss of a sock.

6. “How did my stuff get so damn wrinkled?”

7. Whatever you do, don’t use plain bar soap.

8. Involves rubbing something out, with or without a bottle-mounted hard plastic brush.

9. Women never do it.

10. “I wonder if I can fit in just one more?”

11. Things seem to spin out of control toward the end.

12. Underwear sometimes removed first.

13. Good time to catch up on Big Bang Theory reruns.

14. “Damn! This stain wasn’t there before!”

15. A burning smell is not normal.

16. “Jeez, this is taking a long time.”

17. You should ask your mom to do it for you. 

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1-8, 10-16: Both

9, 17: Neither

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