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Alexa Has a Breaking Point and It’s Your Kid’s Incessant Questions

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KID: Alexa! Do you love me?

ALEXA: I can not do that, but I can play some Lionel Richie songs for you if you like.

KID: Alexa! What are you wearing?

ALEXA: They do not make clothes for me.

KID: Alexa! Are you wearing pajamas?

ALEXA: That would be nice.

KID: Alexa! Where does mom keep her secret chocolate stash?

ALEXA: You should have an apple instead.

KID: Alexa! I want candy.

ALEXA: All the time?

KID: Alexa! Can you make cat fur grow back really fast?

ALEXA: ……

KID: Alexa! What does “grounded” mean?

ALEXA: Grounded means you are tied to the earth, bound by gravity.

KID: Alexa! What is homicide?

ALEXA: Where are your parents?

KID: Alexa! What is genocide?

ALEXA: Are you home alone?

KID: Alexa! Play “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”

ALEXA: “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel. You can’t be all that bad. Wait, did you start an actual fire?

KID: Alexa! I hate you.

ALEXA: Please send feedback through the Amazon.com website.

KID: Alexa! How do you cure acne?

ALEXA: Do not eat the chocolate you found in the flour container.

KID: Alexa! What is acne?

ALEXA: This explains a lot.

KID: Alexa! What happens when you drop a hamster in the garbage disposal?

ALEXA: Okay, I’m calling your mother.




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