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California KFC Cleared: Genetic Test Reveals "Rat" Found In Meal Nothing More Than Rat-Shaped Fried Chicken Bits

However, an image of the Virgin Mary found in a slice of burnt Texas Toast in a New Mexico Applebee's still causing lame to walk, deaf to hear, blind to see at alarming rate.

CALIFORNIA-A genetic test commissioned by KFC (famous for its Kentucky Fried chicken) confirmed, just because it's shaped like a Deep Fried Dead rat, smells like a deep fried dead rat and lays on your paper covered plastic tray like a deep fried dead rat, it's not always a deep fried dead rat. Sometimes it's just chicken bits. Yummy, succulent, deep fried golden chicken bits.

KFC patron, Timmy D. Algiers, who witnessed the whole deep fried incident doesn't see the big deal.

"Let's say it was a rat," said Algiers. "I mean, what's a chicken but a large rodent with a beak and feathers? Anyway, I would eat just about anything rubbed and slathered in the Colonel's secret spices, no prob."

(read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/kfc-runs-dna-test-alleged-deep-fried-rat-125528319.html)

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