Okay /b/. Gather round for tale of epic proportions. The Party City chronicles. But before we get into the good stuff, we must first start from the beginning.
>be HS me 17 years old JR in HS. , browse /b/ since 8th grade so naturally i am wiley as fuck
>Best Friend who is half black (we'll call him Paul.) because he had a white ass name like that.
>Big buff mother fucker whose daily routine is
>Wake up for school at 7:30am, go to school -sleep all class period's- get home and sleep until 7pm. Wake up, eat browse /b/, /fit/ and lift until 6am then go to sleep again
>Anyways
>doesn't play football or do anything sports wise>He currently worked at a job i got him(was a ghetto af carwash i had worked at all sophomore year to save money)
>Didn't have a job currently and saw Party City was hiring for halloween
>ohshitnigger lets do this
>Tell friend about it
>we both get interviews and hired
>first few weeks are uneventful, this was aug/september.
>We eventually get cool with every manager and just fuck around after school and get paid for it
>After work we would drive around until like 12am and just trifle. Was truly the life
>eventually more people from my school get hired, stoners/people that are all around just chill and fuck around
>Everyone who worked would just fuck around, we still did our jobs but just how we wanted to do it
>whenever Me or Paul worked nobody ever did shit.
>sat in back on walketalkies talking shit about customers
>One day closer to halloween when the store is selling more costumes and actual decorations a hard core nigger family comes in
>I'm talking hard core, like they probably fiancee their jordans and live off foodstamps
>I'm working cash register
>they have some walmart bag with a costume coming out of it
>oh god.
>WE RETURNIN DIS
>The children are fucking up the que line, grabbing candy out of them and mixing shit up
>little baby jamal is chewing on a fucking pumpkin carving kit
>Ma'm
>EXCUSEEEE ME?
>This isn't from Party city sorry i can't return this, there is a walmart down the street though
>NO THAT WONT WORK GET YO MANAGER
>i was the manager on duty since they were all on smoke break
>Im currently the acting manager until the others get back from break and can't accept merchandise that isn't from our store
>THIS IS A COSTUMe. YOU SELL COSTUMES
>This isn't from our store
>THE CUSTOMER KNOWS BEST YOU RETURN THIS OR IM GUNNA GET YOU FIRED
>Manager comes to front to clock back in, sees the fuss
>This guy was a total Cuck for corporate and he was also weird as fuck
>His name was Jeff.
>Had a fucking pet lizard that he would dress up and show us pictures of
>Lived in a small ass apartment and shad recently been fired from costcos meat market section
>Nobody knows what for
>Had some gay tribal tat on his small arms
>Anyways
>Ma'm is there a problem i can help you with?
>THIS FOO TELL ME HE CANT RETURN THIS
>Why not?
>Its not from our store, jeff
>Oh well-
>IM GUNNA CALL YOUR BOSSES THIS AINT RIGHT
>no-no we don't have to do that, here we can mark it with the price gun and sell it on our online returns rack
>k jeff
>Lady wants fucking 43$ for the costume
>Its some teletubies costume
>returns it for 43$ cash not credit and leaves store
>i ended up buying the costume for 10$. Theres a photo on instagram with me in it lel
>Anyways, closer to halloween
>Lots of people in store constantly fucking isles up
>kids sword fight in the middle of the isles, i see mexican kids vs black kids fighting in various costumes
>it’s enough to give you PTSD
>Fixing the isles when i see this weeabo in a fedora looking at greek clothes
>Apparently it was greece day at his school tomorrow
>W/e that is.
>Guy asks if he can try on costume cause he doesn't know if it will fit
>I’m not supposed to do this but sure
>He fucking pulls his shirt off and opens the costume
>Look around trying not to laugh my ass off, make a face to this older couple like "Are you fucking seeing this?"
>drapes the fucking outfit over himself
>Neckbeardiese the great i say
>He snorts
>Puts the fedora back on and leaves his shirt on the isles along with his laptop backpack thing
>he goes to a mirror and stands behind 3 little girls trying on red slippers
>He has a fucking nip hanging out and its covered in sweat
>Hes spaghetting hard and realizes he's fucked up
>comes back over and says he's gunna buy it
>goes and buys it, puts his shirt back on
>tons of fucking sweat stains
>Leaves the store only to return it two days later
>had to throw it away because it reeked and had so many pit stains
>Halloween day
>People coming in complaining about us not having costumes
>You should've fucking came earlier
>This one mom is trying to buy her kid a costume but we're out of everything
>said she saw a girl scout costume online that she’d like to see if we have
>her daughter is a girl scout
>Get her only costume we have that fits that
>is a super slutty girlscout costume
>Mom sees it and rages at me
>THIS IS NOT WHAT A CHILD SHOULD WEAR
>Starts showing other customers
>YOU TAKE THIS DOWN AND STOP SELLING IT NOW OR YOU WILL BE PROTESTED
>What?
>Manager Jeff hears screaming
>God damnit
>Yes mam whats the problem?
>THIS COSTUME IS SLANDEROUS AND SLUTTY
>Okay, well we have other costumes
>TAKE IT DOWN NOW OR I WILL HAVE GIRLSCOUTS OF AMERICA SUE YOU AND PROTEST THIS STORE
>Yfw girl scouts of america are the ones who make the costume
>Jeff makes me go to back room and get a costume to replace the slutty girl scout
>I pick cat woman
>We had no cat womans left
>Rest of night we got asked for cat woman
>Lady sat In parking lot for two hours watching the store screaming on her phone
>halloween night
>Holy shit the store is a wreck
>looks like what happened to Louisiana
>im not talking about katrina
>niggers ran rampant in the store and devalued everything
>literally so much shit was stolen we probably lost 1,500$ worth of shit
>however i got to look at profits that night and we made $14,500 in one day, so
>Having to stay until fucking 12am, closing with jeff, paul and stoners
>Two fatty whales come into store
>holy shit they are so drunk and disgusting
>They're wearing fucking panties(I'm getting the photo off ig for you guys)
>im in teletubby costume that niggers returned and paul is in boxer outfit
>we were told not to wear costumes but i said fuck it
>the next year they made it and you had to wear costume's because our store had most profits
>back to sluts
>they're romping around in the store, fat ass's clapping and stinking up the place
>stoner negro who is chill af is trying to fuck them
>disgusting.jpg
>they stay until like 5 minutes from closing just fucking up the store
>nobody cares though because they are such a hoot
>think they're hott af but everyones just laughing at them
>Jeff sees them and asks who orders the fat whores
>Jeff was quitting soon
>Fatties hear and leave
>but not before i take photo in tele tubby costume with AK's
>Doors close at exactly 12
>at 12:01 some bitch comes to door screaming
>LET ME IN
>jeff says no we're closed
>good going jeff
>LET ME IN NOW
>slams fucking shoe on window
>I NEED MARGARITA MIX
>this bitch is obviously fucked up
>No sorry, were closed
>IM CALLING CORPORATE ON YOU
>Okay, do it
>jeff is getting balls
>Flipps lady off
>SHITTTTT
>Lady slams on the door
>sits in car for 5 minutes
>jeff goes out and she drives up to him and pours water on his feet out of her car and drives off
>Calls her a slut
>closing one night with Jeff, think it was night before Halloween
>all the cool people are there
>ask if I can play music over loud speakers
>ok
>play that NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH song
>there was a black guy in the restroom
>tell him we will call police and he is trespassing
>he calls us racist fuckers
>even though two black guys are jamming out to it
>be HS me 17 years old JR in HS. , browse /b/ since 8th grade so naturally i am wiley as fuck
>Best Friend who is half black (we'll call him Paul.) because he had a white ass name like that.
>Big buff mother fucker whose daily routine is
>Wake up for school at 7:30am, go to school -sleep all class period's- get home and sleep until 7pm. Wake up, eat browse /b/, /fit/ and lift until 6am then go to sleep again
>Anyways
>doesn't play football or do anything sports wise>He currently worked at a job i got him(was a ghetto af carwash i had worked at all sophomore year to save money)
>Didn't have a job currently and saw Party City was hiring for halloween
>ohshitnigger lets do this
>Tell friend about it
>we both get interviews and hired
>first few weeks are uneventful, this was aug/september.
>We eventually get cool with every manager and just fuck around after school and get paid for it
>After work we would drive around until like 12am and just trifle. Was truly the life
>eventually more people from my school get hired, stoners/people that are all around just chill and fuck around
>Everyone who worked would just fuck around, we still did our jobs but just how we wanted to do it
>whenever Me or Paul worked nobody ever did shit.
>sat in back on walketalkies talking shit about customers
>One day closer to halloween when the store is selling more costumes and actual decorations a hard core nigger family comes in
>I'm talking hard core, like they probably fiancee their jordans and live off foodstamps
>I'm working cash register
>they have some walmart bag with a costume coming out of it
>oh god.
>WE RETURNIN DIS
>The children are fucking up the que line, grabbing candy out of them and mixing shit up
>little baby jamal is chewing on a fucking pumpkin carving kit
>Ma'm
>EXCUSEEEE ME?
>This isn't from Party city sorry i can't return this, there is a walmart down the street though
>NO THAT WONT WORK GET YO MANAGER
>i was the manager on duty since they were all on smoke break
>Im currently the acting manager until the others get back from break and can't accept merchandise that isn't from our store
>THIS IS A COSTUMe. YOU SELL COSTUMES
>This isn't from our store
>THE CUSTOMER KNOWS BEST YOU RETURN THIS OR IM GUNNA GET YOU FIRED
>Manager comes to front to clock back in, sees the fuss
>This guy was a total Cuck for corporate and he was also weird as fuck
>His name was Jeff.
>Had a fucking pet lizard that he would dress up and show us pictures of
>Lived in a small ass apartment and shad recently been fired from costcos meat market section
>Nobody knows what for
>Had some gay tribal tat on his small arms
>Anyways
>Ma'm is there a problem i can help you with?
>THIS FOO TELL ME HE CANT RETURN THIS
>Why not?
>Its not from our store, jeff
>Oh well-
>IM GUNNA CALL YOUR BOSSES THIS AINT RIGHT
>no-no we don't have to do that, here we can mark it with the price gun and sell it on our online returns rack
>k jeff
>Lady wants fucking 43$ for the costume
>Its some teletubies costume
>returns it for 43$ cash not credit and leaves store
>i ended up buying the costume for 10$. Theres a photo on instagram with me in it lel
>Anyways, closer to halloween
>Lots of people in store constantly fucking isles up
>kids sword fight in the middle of the isles, i see mexican kids vs black kids fighting in various costumes
>it’s enough to give you PTSD
>Fixing the isles when i see this weeabo in a fedora looking at greek clothes
>Apparently it was greece day at his school tomorrow
>W/e that is.
>Guy asks if he can try on costume cause he doesn't know if it will fit
>I’m not supposed to do this but sure
>He fucking pulls his shirt off and opens the costume
>Look around trying not to laugh my ass off, make a face to this older couple like "Are you fucking seeing this?"
>drapes the fucking outfit over himself
>Neckbeardiese the great i say
>He snorts
>Puts the fedora back on and leaves his shirt on the isles along with his laptop backpack thing
>he goes to a mirror and stands behind 3 little girls trying on red slippers
>He has a fucking nip hanging out and its covered in sweat
>Hes spaghetting hard and realizes he's fucked up
>comes back over and says he's gunna buy it
>goes and buys it, puts his shirt back on
>tons of fucking sweat stains
>Leaves the store only to return it two days later
>had to throw it away because it reeked and had so many pit stains
>Halloween day
>People coming in complaining about us not having costumes
>You should've fucking came earlier
>This one mom is trying to buy her kid a costume but we're out of everything
>said she saw a girl scout costume online that she’d like to see if we have
>her daughter is a girl scout
>Get her only costume we have that fits that
>is a super slutty girlscout costume
>Mom sees it and rages at me
>THIS IS NOT WHAT A CHILD SHOULD WEAR
>Starts showing other customers
>YOU TAKE THIS DOWN AND STOP SELLING IT NOW OR YOU WILL BE PROTESTED
>What?
>Manager Jeff hears screaming
>God damnit
>Yes mam whats the problem?
>THIS COSTUME IS SLANDEROUS AND SLUTTY
>Okay, well we have other costumes
>TAKE IT DOWN NOW OR I WILL HAVE GIRLSCOUTS OF AMERICA SUE YOU AND PROTEST THIS STORE
>Yfw girl scouts of america are the ones who make the costume
>Jeff makes me go to back room and get a costume to replace the slutty girl scout
>I pick cat woman
>We had no cat womans left
>Rest of night we got asked for cat woman
>Lady sat In parking lot for two hours watching the store screaming on her phone
>halloween night
>Holy shit the store is a wreck
>looks like what happened to Louisiana
>im not talking about katrina
>niggers ran rampant in the store and devalued everything
>literally so much shit was stolen we probably lost 1,500$ worth of shit
>however i got to look at profits that night and we made $14,500 in one day, so
>Having to stay until fucking 12am, closing with jeff, paul and stoners
>Two fatty whales come into store
>holy shit they are so drunk and disgusting
>They're wearing fucking panties(I'm getting the photo off ig for you guys)
>im in teletubby costume that niggers returned and paul is in boxer outfit
>we were told not to wear costumes but i said fuck it
>the next year they made it and you had to wear costume's because our store had most profits
>back to sluts
>they're romping around in the store, fat ass's clapping and stinking up the place
>stoner negro who is chill af is trying to fuck them
>disgusting.jpg
>they stay until like 5 minutes from closing just fucking up the store
>nobody cares though because they are such a hoot
>think they're hott af but everyones just laughing at them
>Jeff sees them and asks who orders the fat whores
>Jeff was quitting soon
>Fatties hear and leave
>but not before i take photo in tele tubby costume with AK's
>Doors close at exactly 12
>at 12:01 some bitch comes to door screaming
>LET ME IN
>jeff says no we're closed
>good going jeff
>LET ME IN NOW
>slams fucking shoe on window
>I NEED MARGARITA MIX
>this bitch is obviously fucked up
>No sorry, were closed
>IM CALLING CORPORATE ON YOU
>Okay, do it
>jeff is getting balls
>Flipps lady off
>SHITTTTT
>Lady slams on the door
>sits in car for 5 minutes
>jeff goes out and she drives up to him and pours water on his feet out of her car and drives off
>Calls her a slut
>closing one night with Jeff, think it was night before Halloween
>all the cool people are there
>ask if I can play music over loud speakers
>ok
>play that NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH song
>there was a black guy in the restroom
>tell him we will call police and he is trespassing
>he calls us racist fuckers
>even though two black guys are jamming out to it
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