>be me
>Chatting with my cousins at base camp on our side of Rio grande
>Leader gives out signal to get ready to cross
>I undo my tent and get a hold of all of my tacos
>ask the blessing of the Pope before I get my back wet
>Backpack on, all 50 of my cousins are now walking to the bank of the river
>Guide screams "vamos, vamos, vamos!"
>I run towards the river, I can feel the resistance of the water on my shins.
>I dive head on and swing my arms as fast as possible.
>I start hearing gunshots and a shouting man with a southern drawl
>"Freeze right there you mofuckin' beaners!"
>I can hear the screms of my cousins. I could recognize them. Maria got shot.
>I had fucked Maria 3 hours before the run for the river.
>well_then.png
>I kept swimming and finally reached the shore. >Ran as fast as possible to a not so exposed area.
>The gringos didn't see me. But they caught all 24 remaining of them. I can see the bodies of the KIA ones floating. The river is red.
>I can see how the border patrol kneeled the remaining. They kneeled them facing the homeland, kids and women are crying.
>The high ranking alabama-born "Beaner Killer" Johnson is the commander of this patrol.
>Beaner Killer pulls out his Walter P-38.
>says, "My grandpa ripped this baby off the dead hands of a god damn nazi"
>loads it.
>Proceeds to shoot everyone in the back of the head.
>I struggle to hold my screams and tears as I see my family being executed
>I decide to go for it and run to the closest city while the patrol are busy
>Get to a 7 eleven oil station, check my supplies if I've got any.
>all of my tacos are gone.
>all but one.
>with a sharpie, "Te amo, Juan. -María" she wrote on the taco.
>I decide to take my revenge.
>Impregnate as many white females as I humanly can.
>some resist, some don't, I rape em anyways
>3 years later in the news, " And as of recently, the latino population has risen by 10%"
>tfw I've completed my top secret mission to invade America
>tfw my country is proud of me
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>Chatting with my cousins at base camp on our side of Rio grande
>Leader gives out signal to get ready to cross
>I undo my tent and get a hold of all of my tacos
>ask the blessing of the Pope before I get my back wet
>Backpack on, all 50 of my cousins are now walking to the bank of the river
>Guide screams "vamos, vamos, vamos!"
>I run towards the river, I can feel the resistance of the water on my shins.
>I dive head on and swing my arms as fast as possible.
>I start hearing gunshots and a shouting man with a southern drawl
>"Freeze right there you mofuckin' beaners!"
>I can hear the screms of my cousins. I could recognize them. Maria got shot.
>I had fucked Maria 3 hours before the run for the river.
>well_then.png
>I kept swimming and finally reached the shore. >Ran as fast as possible to a not so exposed area.
>The gringos didn't see me. But they caught all 24 remaining of them. I can see the bodies of the KIA ones floating. The river is red.
>I can see how the border patrol kneeled the remaining. They kneeled them facing the homeland, kids and women are crying.
>The high ranking alabama-born "Beaner Killer" Johnson is the commander of this patrol.
>Beaner Killer pulls out his Walter P-38.
>says, "My grandpa ripped this baby off the dead hands of a god damn nazi"
>loads it.
>Proceeds to shoot everyone in the back of the head.
>I struggle to hold my screams and tears as I see my family being executed
>I decide to go for it and run to the closest city while the patrol are busy
>Get to a 7 eleven oil station, check my supplies if I've got any.
>all of my tacos are gone.
>all but one.
>with a sharpie, "Te amo, Juan. -María" she wrote on the taco.
>I decide to take my revenge.
>Impregnate as many white females as I humanly can.
>some resist, some don't, I rape em anyways
>3 years later in the news, " And as of recently, the latino population has risen by 10%"
>tfw I've completed my top secret mission to invade America
>tfw my country is proud of me
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