Iranians voted for the United States, Britain and Germany to stop Tom Cruise; who has indeed asked his newest lady love, Katie Holmes, to marry him. The Iranians noted that Cruise and Holmes have not set a date for the wedding as yet and hope to enlist Iranian favs Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to put an end to this nonsense. President Bush meanwhile was denied registration as "The Perfect Man" Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi said Friday that Japan cannot support a US proposal for Bush as "The Perfect Man" as it clearly conflicts with a plan Japan, Brazil, Germany and India had to promote former Ku Klux Klansman Edgar Ray Killen instead. A senior House Democrat urged Congress to launch an official inquiry to determine whether President Bush misled the nation about the reasons for a magnitude 6.6 earthquake that erupted deep below the sea off the Northern California coastline and European Union leaders last night pitched into the bruising battle with Luxembourg's Foreign Minister Jean Asselborn telling President Bush he was convinced movement was still possible along the Northern California coastline,but as is their way Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were not amused. Islamic militants, announcing a beta version of a search engine which should enable "deep searches". These deep searches should enable users to gain information from fee-based web sites. Of course what about security Donald Rumsfeld was quoted as asking.