“I said,’What’s your problem?’ Asshole.” There was a question behind his question, and that shadow question was ‘Do you want to dance?” 

-Adrian Barnes, Nod

“Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted." 

-Christopher Lee” 

-B. Lloyd Reese, In the Shadows of Myrmidons

“Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW” 

-Karen Gibbs, A Gallery of Scrapbook Creations

“Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.” 

-Oliver Markus