About 30 odd year back I was working in a sawmill above in the North of England near Leeds. There was a fella working there as well by the name of Jimmy Jones and he was from Wales. One day before morning tea I heard this -

"Ahggggggggh Paddy, I lost my finger"

"Have you now ?" , says I, not really believing him. "How did you do that then ?" I said.

"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi.....aaaagh Fuuuuck it"