Have you ever been to Iraq or North Korea? 

They’re miserable places. Let me give you a hint based on actual experience. The Iraqis aren’t happy. Not because they deeply believe in some religious reason, not because they hate America, not because they’ve been wronged. They’re unhappy because they live in a desolate desert and have NOTHING. Guess what? Air Conditioning and X-Box literally cause happiness. 

You can say whatever you want, but I’ve seen the truth. Air Conditioning and X-Box CAUSE happiness. Get on this America. 

Dr. Em