Here a few more of the differences you’ll find between L.A. and Minnesota…
A typical restaurant encounter
L.A.: Upon entering the restaurantHostess: …..
Patron: Um, table for two please.
Hostess: (large sigh) Do you have a reservation?
Patron: This is Chili’s. Do you even take reservations?
Hostess: UGH! Fine. It will be an hour wait.
Patron: Can we just go sit in the bar?
Hostess: Uhhhhhhh… Let me go ask my manager.
MN: Upon entering the restaurant
Hostess: Welcome, welcome! Oh my golly, we are so happy to have you here!
Patron: Table for two please
Hostess: Oh yeah, you betcha! Let me just check here… Oh no! It looks like there will be a little bit of a wait. Oh, I’m so terribly sorry! And here you are looking so super cute in your date top…
Patron: It’s fine. Can we wait in the bar?
Hostess: Oh yeah! Yeah, of course you can! You have the most super time, now, Okay!
How men spend the weekend
LA: shopping and getting manicuresMN: hunting and ice fishing
A hot night on the town includes
L.A.: A celebrity chef, celebrity DJ and $30 drinksMN: Karaoke and meat raffle
A movie inspired by our accent
| L.A.: Clueless |
| MN: Drop Dead Gorgeous |
A teenager’s Halloween
L.A.: Dress in an outfit sure to make your mother blush and your father wail then take to Hollywood Blvd for a massive paradeMN: Wear a cute costume buried under six layers of winter clothing then head to the local Harvest Festival for hayrides and bobbing for apples
What to bring to a potluck
L.A.: Skyy vodkaMN: Pigs in a blanket or any type of casserole
A typical first date outfit
L.A.: The girl – A skimpy dress, 3 inch heels and a pound of jewelry The guy – Designer jeans, polished loafers and a sport coatMN: The girl – A Nice Pair of jeans and a new sweater The guy – A nice pair of jeans and a new sweater
I hope you enjoyed!
Dr. Em
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