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No need to be popular just to win someone's heart. Be yourself. Because in someone's eyes, you are already special.










WHAT DID THE PATRIOT PUT ON HIS DRY SKIN? REVO-LOTION


















Back in the day, my father had the best TV Remote of all times. It was me.
















Girl on FB changed relationship status to 'Single'. No one gave a damn. More painful than being dumped.


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