Merry new year to you all. I live in Berkeley California, where every other woman is a lesbian. In other words:

There are so many lesbians in Berkeley that you can't throw a softball without hitting a subaru.

There are so many lesbians in Berkeley that you can't throw a turkey baster without hitting a strap-on dildo.

There are so many lesbians in Berkeley that you can't throw a Tegan and Sara album without hitting Tegan and Sara.