Paris Hilton recently had her entire house packed up and sent to storage while she moved into a new place. But thieves somehow broke in and made off with mounds of Hilton memorabilia. According to Paris's representative, "basic household items, two or three computers, tons and tons of clothing, and hundreds and hundreds of photos and videotapes and journals" were stolen. While none of the videotapes were like her infamous sex tape (supposedly), the rep could not say for sure if the tapes contained any nakedness and/or lesbian action like the one she made with former pal Nicole Lenz. He did say, however, that "the thing that upset her the most were her journals and her diaries - that is the most personal of the materials."

I bet that diary is some interesting reading. "Monday: woke up in a strange place. Coudn't find my clothes. Tuesday: clothes gone again. Strange tingly sensations. Smells like peanut butter. Hey! where did that gerbil come from? Wednesday: Dark in here. Cold. I may be in the refrigerator. Thursday: Note to self - next time you get naked, make sure there are no children around. Stupid grade schools."

So all that business about Paris Hilton's belongings getting stolen from a warehouse was a bit off. The items weren't stolen, but rather seized because Paris didn't pay the monthly payments on the storage unit. Everything inside ended up being sold for $2,775 to a celebrity porn broker named David Hans Schmidt and now he wants to auction everything off for $20 million.

Seeing Paris Hilton's life unfold is like watching a zany Hollywood comedy. First there's the scene where they show Paris having sex with some guy while the camera slowly zooms in on an unpaid bill that says 'Final notice' on it. Then as Paris is about to check her mail she gets sidetracked and ends up having sex in a playground. And then the movie goes from comedy to hardcore porno and you realize it's not a movie at all but you're actually watching Paris have sex in a playground.

I just really don't get this. How can someone like her have this happen. Why wouldn't she just pay for the whole thing up front. I also guess I don't understand why this girl would need a storage unit doesn't she have somewhere a little safer to house her shit.