i beleeve in Easter Fairy!!!!!
if you beleeves too, make a Easter treee!!!
i tell you how--listen up!:
first, buy cheepie Beet Rix Potter book at grossry store ($2.00, pluss taxx).
Den, take kyuuto! Peeter Rabid stickahs an stick ums all ova your pretty paypahs!
Let stickahs perspire you, to creative peek, your Mt. Foreverest!
Den, go on wok, round to close-by parks and such, to finding the dramatic branch that speak only to you, in the language of treees.
Pick dat suckah up !!!
Lay on table, in your home, to cluttering up for couple days (not yourselfs, dum-dum...da stick!!)
Erstwhiles....
Rememba, way back when, those stickahs on pretty paypahs? For the love of dog, cut dem out!!! Being carful to follow the grassful shapes.
Den, take out your sowing kit. You do own sowing kit, donut you? Well, DONUT YOU???
Take one good-size needle, and, thred. Use WHITE!!! Put glass on if needing, like Old Bean, tee hee !
(I talkins to YOU, OB!) Me, I can do wif mah nekkid "i" !!!
(Sigh) You still hear??
Poke needle in paypahs, loop threw, an tie little knot. Keep doing it, you slackah!!!
Till you Finnish!!!
Den, go into garage, get pretty pot sumwunz gaves you, an Phil Wif Dirt. Stick stick in!
I replete: Stick stick in!
Pump spray glitter on stick. Let dry (an' clean up dat mess you made!)
Hey, slumber head...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis da good part...now, decorate your "treee" , wif ornaments drenched in love!!!!
Dis-play....
for All to see. :-)))))
Den, gobble down sum choco eggz. If yooz fellin pertickularry ginormasaurous, den, by all means,
Cher!!!
Happy Eater!!!
