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Biden: I Will Cure Erectile Dysfunction Because Every Man Deserves a Boner

Several days after promising to cure cancer if he’s elected President, former Vice President Joe Biden admitted to MSNBC’s Chris Matthews he may have spoken too soon. Following is a transcript of their conversation that will air on MSNBC’s Hardball tomorrow at 7:00 pm. CHRIS MATTHEWS: Welcome, Mr. Vice President. It’s an honor to be in your presence. Let’s play hardball! JOE BIDEN: Wonderful to be here, Chris. You’re lookin’ good. MATTHEWS: (Blushing) Oh, stop! BIDEN: No, you do. Did you start going to the gym? MATTHEWS: (Squirming bashfully) No, but I did start mall walking with my wife. BIDEN: Wow! Looks like I’m gonna have to start mall walking. MATTHEWS: (giggling) Oh, Mr. President! BIDEN: Hold on, Chris. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I have to win the election first. MATTHEWS: (Slaps himself on forehead) Ha! Did I just call you Mr. President? Ha! BIDEN: I have to confess, I liked the sound of it. MATTHEWS: OK, Mr. Vice President, you recently said if you’re elected you’re going to cure cancer. But this morning you walked back from that statement. What happened? BIDEN: Well, I happened to hear something Joy Behar said on The View and realized I […]



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