NEW York – After attending an opera at Lincoln Center last night, President Obama met backstage with performers and celebrity guests that included TV talk show host Jerry Springer. Afterwards, Springer told reporters the president is “truly exceptional” and gushed about his competence and intelligence. He questioned why anyone wouldn’t want four more years of an Obama administration and said he was a “die-hard supporter” of the former president. His kind words didn’t go unheeded. On Tuesday, Obama made a surprise appearance on The Jerry Springer Show. The president walked onstage unannounced just as Springer was in the middle of breaking up a fist fight between two four-hundred pound albino lesbians. When the host saw President Obama his jaw dropped and the audience became euphoric. Obama was then embraced by the robust lesbians along with the three other guests on stage – a 77 year-old woman and her 22 year-old lover/grandson and Lynn, a neo-Nazi hermaphrodite. Springer composed himself and shook the president’s hand. JERRY SPRINGER:  This is without exception the most exciting day of my life, Mr. President. PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Well, it’s not everyday you get to wrestle with a couple of bountiful lesbians, Jerry. JERRY SPRINGER:  (smiling) You […]