HILLSBORO, OREGON – Gregory “Moss Man” Liascos was arraigned at Hillsboro County courthouse this morning on charges of burglary and criminal mischief. The charges stem from his pre-dawn arrest in a wooded area outside the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals where police discovered Mr. Liascos disguised as a large lump of moss. Though investigators say nothing was stolen from the museum, they believe the Moss Man had previously cut a hole in one of the museum walls and was planning a break-in. At the arraignment, Moss Man’s attorney said his client is not guilty by reason of insanity. When he added that his client had been driven insane by actor Charlie Sheen’s hairpiece, the courtroom erupted with gasps and murmurs prompting the Judge to aggressively pound his gavel. Attorney Claude Clavor told the court that for years his client had been a fan of Sheen’s hit television series Two and a Half Men. But it wasn’t until last month that he began receiving messages from Charlie Sheen’s hairpiece. The attorney said it was Charlie Sheen’s hairpiece that instructed his client to break into the rock and mineral museum and steal the “Talking Petrified Log.” The hairpiece told the […]