NEEDLES, CA – The announcement that a Supervisor at a southern California glass eye factory is contemplating transferring from the second Shift to the first shift has filled many of the company’s employees with trepidation. Shift Supervisor Willimet Kendrix confided to friends that she is indeed deliberating a transfer to the first shift. Willimet’s twenty-three year old son, Jimi Hendrix Kendrix, said his mom is aware that her decision could provoke hostile reactions from some of her coworkers. “I told my mom that no matter what the consequences, I’ll be there for her.” Willimet’s supervisor, Jerry Cramps, said because Willimet has been with the company for twenty-one years she has the right to transfer if she so chooses. “Yep, it’s company policy. Once you’ve been here that long you can change shifts by filling out the necessary paperwork. Of course, you’re going to have to deal with the consequences of disrupting the pattern of living that many of your coworkers have grown accustomed to.” The company policy of Glass Eyes “R” Us states that if Willimet transfers to the first shift, someone from the first shift will be required to move to second shift. Jerry Cramps said when that happens, […]