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Sting Admits to Decades Long Love Affair with Himself

LOS ANGELES – International Rock Star and celebrity Gordon Sumner, better known around the world as Sting, admitted on the Tyra Banks Show last week that for the past several decades he’s been having an affair with himself. Audience members gasped, some even running from the studio holding their stomachs. One woman said that she found herself questioning the meaning of life. Many others rallied behind the disgraced rock star and later vowed to support him through his painful withdrawal from himself. For years there have been rumors about why his rock band the Police disbanded in 1986. Many wondered if indeed there was a “Yoko” in the life of one of the three members that led to the band’s dissolution. But with no visible evidence skeptics lost interest and only a few die-hard conspiracy theorists continued to investigate. “I knew there was a monkey wrench thrown in the mix somewhere, but I just couldn’t put the pieces together,” said Ronnie Blackburn of Lafayette, Indiana. Ronnie’s research into the demise of the Police in 1987 became an obsession. But without any solid evidence of wrong doing Ronnie was labeled a lunatic by his family and friends. Since February of 1994 […]



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