MOUNT NEBO, JORDAN – Jordanian officials say they discovered disgraced American newsman Dan Rather wandering aimlessly in the desert wearing nothing but a blanket, purple Crocs and a Fez hat. Officials said when they approached Rather that he saluted and then apologized for not wearing a cowboy hat. “He touched his head and then looked very confused,” remarked a Jordanian soldier who tried to help Rather. “He said, ‘I would tip my Stetson if I had one on my head. I apologize.” The soldier said Rather then fell to his knees and began to recite what sounded like a news broadcast. “Oh, it was definitely a newscast, but what time period it was from we have not yet discovered,” remarked another Jordanian soldier. Dan Rather was reported missing last weekend by his wife. She told authorities that her husband had been in his man cave drinking beer and watching a Three’s Company marathon staring his favorite actress, Joyce Dewitt. His wife said she didn’t realize Mr. Rather was gone until three days later. Officials say Rather had been asking villagers in this small Jordanian desert town for the “location of Walter.” When villagers did not respond, probably because of the […]