NITRO, WEST VIRGINIA – Former singer and actor Meat Loaf has changed his name to Darryl and opened a Hardware store in the small town of Nitro, West Virginia. Nestled beside the Kanawha River, Nitro is just north of Charleston and has a population of around 7,000. Residents are very excited about the new hardware store and half-a-dozen of them lined up on opening day seeking employment. Kane Jarrett told The Daily Rash that when he saw workers putting up the new sign for Darryl’s Hardware on the old service station building, he felt that his streak of bad luck had come to an end. “I been lookin’ for a job for almost six years. There ain’t no hardware stores in Nitro. After my fourth DUI they took away my drivers license permanently. Hell, all I know is hardware. But since there weren’t no hardware stores in Nitro and I couldn’t drive to anywhere else, I been down on my luck.” Kane hopes that he will be hired so that he might help his children make bail like his Daddy did for him. “I’d really like to buy a gun and hunt with them, but my felony convictions prohibit me […]