NEW YORK – DreamWorks Studios announced today that they are in the final stages of salary negotiations with former Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank for their new Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny movie. Frank is slated to play Elmer Fudd in the two-hundred million dollar, three hour movie. The congressman expressed interest in the role when he heard that Bugs Bunny was going to be played by an actor who has expressed conservative political views in the past. Reporters spoke with Congressman Frank over brunch in the West Village where he was visiting a friend. “It was wight before our summer wecess,” Congressman Frank recalled, “and Hawwy Weid took me aside and infowmed me that the character of Bugs Bunny was going to be pwayed by a wacially insensitive wight wing wepublican. After a sleepless night I decided to audition for the wole of Fudd.” Repeated attempts to contact Steven Spielberg at Dream Works through emails and phone calls have yet to yield a response. People affiliated with the project remain mum on the identity of the “politically conservative actor.” “It’s a bit pwemature at this point to say that I have the wole wapped up,” the congressman said, as he voraciously […]