LAS VEGAS – As the flame begins to flicker on his fifteen minute candle, Levi Johnston held a press conference at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino today to announce the opening of his new company, Frontier Diaper Service. At least twenty two people, mostly elderly tourists, gathered as Levi waved to them and offered to sign autographs. A mariachi band played momentarily until a hotel manager informed Levi’s publicist that they needed to start preparing the room for that night’s Keno championship. Levi Johnston told bystanders that his new company offered on-call diaper changing services. With just a phone call Levi himself will come to your house, take his shirt off and change your baby’s diaper. Oohs and ahhs were murmured when a baby was brought out and placed on a table. Levi Johnston walked over to the baby, looked up at the bystanders and then removed his shirt. He stared at the elderly tourists, seeming to expect some sort of reaction, and then grabbed a disposable diaper and changed the baby. As the baby was taken away Levi put his shirt back on to a smattering of applause. Hotel workers then began moving Keno tournament equipment into the […]